See? See what I mean? Their cold, cruel Southern French hearts do not even warm to my beloved Tony. Every word he says in this preview, I have said verbatim while living in the South of France. Usually accompanied by hot tears and shame.
Seriously, you guys. Look at that lady show nothing but controlled rage at his very existence. Hey, lady: If you couldn’t care less that Tony Bourdain is making you a meal and complimenting you, STAY HOME.